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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Baby, if you�re feeling good
    And baby if you�re feeling nice
    You know your man is workin� hard
    He�s worth a Douche!

    Artist: Kiss
    Song: Deuce
    Real Lyric: Baby, if you�re feeling goodAnd baby if you�re feeling niceYou know your man is workin� hardHe�s worth a deuce!

    The story:

    Not embarrissed, but for years I sang it this way, even seeing Kiss in concert without guilt. BTW what is a Deuce?

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/1/2006 2:21 am

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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